The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 12th!

December 13, 2013 / Posted by:

Dildos on slippers and flip flops with dongs
Bright plastic vibrators twelve inches long
John Hamm’s Hammaconda running down his inseam
These are a few of Tommy Girl’s favorite peens – citizenstrange

Runners-up:

Unlike that snitch Joe, Kevin Jonas was a good boy this year and got everything on his Christmas list from Santa. – Bunny Rabbit

Looks like she’s been on her fucking feet all day. – Unify Normal

Give her a foot massage, and you just might get a facial. – Strepsi

via Tosh.0

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