I know that it’s still Worldwide Beyonce Day and posting anything that’s non-Beyonce related is against all global laws and could earn me a life sentence in the basement, but I’m willing to take the chance. Besides, you can hit the mute button and watch this video while playing the cherry-popping anthem “Rocket.”
Emma Thompson went on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night and showed you what it’s going to look like when your supervisor takes advantage of the open bar at your company holiday party and fucks the beat bareback on the dance floor. Emma Thompson is always the whiskey shot in my boilermaker and the bud in my bowl. Seeing her sweet, sweet moves makes me almost forgive her for wearing a duvet cover and UGGs out in NYC the other night. Almost.