TMZ is reporting that Khloe Kardashian will file for divorce from Lamar Odom today after a hot ass mess of a marriage that lasted about 4 years longer than anybody would have guessed. With no kids and a Kanye-disapproved iron-clad prenup, Khloe shouldn’t have any problem dissolving her (un)holy union with Lamar, leaving him free to fuck bitches, get money and Vine his freestyle raps under the name DJ Crackie Trax.
I admit to not knowing much about the backup Kardashians, so I looked up Khloe’s Wiki page to see what kind of skills she can fall back on once she heals her broken heart with whatever blown in insulation Kim is using to keep her face from cracking and falling off in pieces. The choices are: being an American socialite, television personality, businesswoman, fashion designer, author, actress and presenter. I totally read “presenter” as “pretender” and I think that’s my vote since it comes off as a nice way to say “fake ass bitch” and given her gene pool, she’ll need minimal training.
It’s sad these two crazy kids couldn’t make it work. This had all the makings of a tragic love story for the ages. Crackhead meets Yeti. Yeti meets crackhead. They fall in love
with the attention being together brings. Crackhead marries Yeti after a month. Yeti-in-law calls the paps, tabloid story, tabloid story, marriage counseling, tabloid story. Crackhead spirals out of control. Yeti decides to jump ship from the USS Stunt Queen and quit a bitch. Fin. At least Khloe won’t have to look at that face any more!
UPDATE from Michael: Khlozilla officially stuffed divorce papers in Lam Lam’s crack pipe and told him to smoke that shit. People says that as expected, Khloe filed papers today in L.A. and blamed “irreconcilable differences” as the reason why their marriage ate shit. Khloe doesn’t want any spousal support from Lam Lam and doesn’t think he should get any from her. And now that that’s done, let the public dragging of Lam Lam by Pimp Mama Kris really begin.