Afternoon Crumbs
Gentlewhores, start your Photoshop, because this picture is begging for a stream of piss – Drunken Stepfather
Brit Brit’s album Britney Jean almost got beat on the charts by the Duck Dynasty Christmas album and she probably got the sads about it for a second until someone waved a Venti Frapp at her and then nothing else mattered again – Lainey Gossip
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert turn Megyn Kelly into reindeer meat over that whole “Santa and Jesus were white” thing – Towleroad
Jamie Dornan’s soft peen might make an appearance in Fifty Shades of Suck – Celebitchy
It was nice of Ryan Seacrest to let Vanessa Hudgens wear one of his full-size blazers – Hollywood Tuna
Heather Graham is moisturizing her face with the same kind of blood that Keanu Reeves moisturizes his face with – The Superficial
Slade Slimey and his wax muppet of a fiancee are not going away – Reality Tea
And here’s the House of Cards season 2 trailer. Kevin Spacey needs to give John Travolta the number to his wig maker – IDLYITW
Olivia Wilde’s pregnant bump is my everyday bump (on a good day) – Popoholic
The Most Laughable Golden Globe Nominations of the 21st Century – Pajiba
Why does it look like Halle Berry’s chocha is inhaling her pants? – ICYDK
Sharon Stone’s eyebrows are hurting my soul – Popsugar
What a two-faced pig! (Not a Kardashian post) – OMG Blog
Matt Smith as Patrick Bateman: Yes, I would, but I’d get the chainsaws out of the room first – Just Jared
Nolan Gerard Funk gets half naked for Versace – Boy Culture
Martin Scorcese thinks delicate rose petal Lukas Haas is a “hoodlum” – Videogum
Saturday Night Live might cast two black women or they might just make Kenan Thompson get a sex change – Jezebel