Afternoon Crumbs

December 13, 2013 / Posted by:

Gentlewhores, start your Photoshop, because this picture is begging for a stream of piss – Drunken Stepfather

Brit Brit’s album Britney Jean almost got beat on the charts by the Duck Dynasty Christmas album and she probably got the sads about it for a second until someone waved a Venti Frapp at her and then nothing else mattered again – Lainey Gossip

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert turn Megyn Kelly into reindeer meat over that whole “Santa and Jesus were white” thing – Towleroad

Jamie Dornan’s soft peen might make an appearance in Fifty Shades of Suck Celebitchy

It was nice of Ryan Seacrest to let Vanessa Hudgens wear one of his full-size blazers – Hollywood Tuna

Heather Graham is moisturizing her face with the same kind of blood that Keanu Reeves moisturizes his face with – The Superficial

Slade Slimey and his wax muppet of a fiancee are not going away – Reality Tea

And here’s the House of Cards season 2 trailer. Kevin Spacey needs to give John Travolta the number to his wig maker – IDLYITW

Olivia Wilde’s pregnant bump is my everyday bump (on a good day) – Popoholic

The Most Laughable Golden Globe Nominations of the 21st Century – Pajiba

Why does it look like Halle Berry’s chocha is inhaling her pants? – ICYDK

Sharon Stone’s eyebrows are hurting my soul – Popsugar

What a two-faced pig! (Not a Kardashian post) – OMG Blog

Matt Smith as Patrick Bateman: Yes, I would, but I’d get the chainsaws out of the room first – Just Jared

Nolan Gerard Funk gets half naked for Versace – Boy Culture

Martin Scorcese thinks delicate rose petal Lukas Haas is a “hoodlum” – Videogum

Saturday Night Live might cast two black women or they might just make Kenan Thompson get a sex change – Jezebel

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