The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 11th!
December 12, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
“Mayor Ford, did you have your aide perform oral sex on you in the middle of a City Council meeting?”
“Yes, but I was drunk at the time and, besides, he doesn’t get enough to eat at home.” – I am Legend
Runners-up:
Blond lady in the back:
“Run for Parliament, they said. Will be fun, they said” – Gina Latina
In the porn version of A Christmas Story, Ralphie was the one poking the eye out. – magusxxx
That reminds me………..I need to buy shrimp for the party – annobanano
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