Open Post: Hosted By Emmy Rossum Doing The Gisele

December 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Two days ago, zillionaire, supermodel, mother and ruiner of Tom Brady’s hair situation, Gisele Bundchen, Instagrammed a picture of her baby sucking leche out of her nip while her “glam squad” (Side note: Every time I see some celebwhore say “glam squad” I want to flat iron my eyeballs) worked on her from hair to fingertip. Some snapped their eye rolling muscle while reacting to that picture, because the picture is ridiculous and Gizz is ridiculous. On the set of Shameless yesterday, Emmy Rossum decided to mock the picture with help from Shameless’ make-up and hair people and a baby doll with a fro. Emmy added this little note for Gizz:

Hey @giseleofficial, I feel ya girl. #kidding #fakebaby #soymilk #shameless

What a cold bitch that Emmy Rossum is! How dare she make fun of the plight of a working mother! Gisele flew 15 hours and slept for only 3 hours and she still showed up to work and fed her child at the same time! Yes, Gisele flew on a private jet, forgot to put a “1” before that “3,” considers working as sitting in a chair doing nothing and has to breastfeed anyway since it’s a worldwide law, but still.

If “Giseling” must become a new meme, then can John Travolta please Instagram a picture of him breastfeeding his boy toy while getting his b-hole waxed and his hair painted on?


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