Afternoon Crumbs
Dianna Agron’s spread for Galore Magazine looks like a low-budget campaign for the Guess outlet that ran in the PennySaver. I love it! – Drunken Stepfather
Taylor Swift hung out with Selena Gomez’s rival Lorde in Melbourne and for a second there I thought Lorde was Harry Styles with a luxurious weave – Lainey Gossip
I watched for Amy Poehler and Billy Eichner, I stayed for that poor child named Arrow – Towleroad
Chelsy Davy did what I would do if I had Prince Hot Ginge’s number – Celebitchy
Backdoor Farrah’s got Christmas all over her face and in a shocking turn of events “Christmas” is not some nickname a porn star gave to his loads – Reality Tea
COURTINA IS BACK! (And now I’m going to cover myself in crack dust and feed myself to Rob Ford, because knowing the names of Courtney Stodden’s alter egos is my rock bottom) – The Superficial
Meagan Good’s exquisite eyebrows get two gold stars, but that dress… – Hollywood Tuna
Katy Perry looks like a low-paid party extra from Woo – Popoholic
Gay Fish & The Hobbit should really be a new show on Comedy Central – Jezebel
Speaking of Gay Fish, Arsenio Hall has a few things to say about his verbal insanity – IDLYITW
Oh look, Teen Mom Jenelle’s mom will soon have another mouth to feed – ICYDK
The Golden Globe nominees react to their nominations and surprisingly none of them said, “I’m going to give my nomination to Oprah, because that’s what GOD would want me to do” – Popsugar
I only watch Naked & Afraid for the man ass. Doesn’t everybody? – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Sofia Vergara ain’t ashamed of her hustle game – HuffPo
Tom Hardy in a trench and bow tie. The end. – Just Jared
“Meh, I’ve seen bigger crustaceans crawling out of my crotch” said every dude who’s been with Wonky McValtrex – SOW
Channing Tatum went to the beach, kept his top on… There’s something wrong about that statement – I’m Not Obsessed
Whatever store the Capitol people from The Hunger Games buy their clothes from had a clearance sale and Rita Ora went crazy at it – Moe Jackson