Madge Has Let Go Of Baby Brahim’s Toddler Leash Forever

December 11, 2013 / Posted by:

On a sad, mournful morning recently, Baby Brahim threw all of the fancy trinkets and toys that Madge bought him onto a Radio Flyer wagon and rolled it down the street away from her multi-million dollar townhouse as his nannies squirted out a single tear of sadness. After 3 years of giggling every time Baby Brahim pooped out a turd during night time bath times and bonding during bottle feeding, Madge has broken up with him. It’s always a sad day when the expiration date on a boy toy’s ass cheek comes up.

The Daily Mail says that they broke up, because 55-year-old Madge is busy being Madge in NYC and 25-year-old Brahim is doing the French version of Dancing with the Stars in France. Madge’s spokeswhore confirms to Gossip Cop that they’re done, but wouldn’t say why. We can all assume Madge dumped his ass, because after 3 years of talking about nothing but herself in between fucking and asking him, “What’s your name again?“, bitch got bored.

And there’s no need for parents to Madge-proof their 20-something sons by handcuffing them to the bed before covering them with freshly bloomed hydrangeas. Because there’s a rumor that Madge is making the Illuminati overlords cream by bumping wrinkled crotches with Sean Penn again. The second coming of Sean Penn and Madge might be upon us! The only way to stop this is to get her another boy toy. Somebody needs to sacrifice their son to stop this!

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