Afternoon Crumbs

December 11, 2013 / Posted by:

Mimi invited Today into her rainbow unicorn cave in the sky and showed everyone what it looks like when you’re obsessed with Christmas, are every kind of crazy and have money falling out of your ass – Lainey Gossip

Dear children getting bullied in school, get over it and stop crying, because the piss stain on humanity Justin Bieber has it worse! – Celebitchy

Lady CaCa has never looked hotter and I’m only saying that because her leg looks like a gigantic butt plug – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Well, there goes my dream of butt fucking through Mumbai – Towleroad

Is delusion a main ingredient in self tanner? Because Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga are fighting over which one of them Jennifer Lawrence based her American Hustle character on – Reality Tea

Oh, I’m sure MySpace will take Tila Tequila back – The Superficial

Kellie Pickler looks like a 40-something Reno, NV trophy wife who is a fixture on the swingers scene and buys all her dresses from the wedding gown maker on My Big Fat Gypsy WeddingHollywood Tuna

Emmy Rossum goes shirtless for EsquireIDLYITW

The crazy who thinks that Nigella Lawson needs image rehab probably got into her stash and snorted too much of her shit – Jezebel

Emily Blunt’s fetus dome is growing as fetus domes usually do – Popoholic

Kim Kardashian looking like an overfull colostomy bag – ICYDK

But the bigger question is, how many Terminator movies do we as a people really need? – Pajiba

Who wants to tongue under the Mileytoe? – Popsugar

Erykah Badu is the new face of Givenchy – OMG Blog

Panty Creamer of the Day: Tatted Edition – The Berry

Former Mr. Kelly Taylor and Almost Wonder Woman sun their parts in Mexico – Popsugar

Lindsay Lohan sends her adopted mother Oprah a stream of sowwies for being a mess – Popsugar

Cameron Diaz SANS FARDS – SOW

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