Afternoon Crumbs
The trailer for Jupiter Ascending is out and based on that screen shot of Channing Tatum, you’d think it’s about a ren faire performer and his struggles to fit in with society during off season. Sadly, it’s not about that – Lainey Gossip
Fake fame whores admit all their fake fame whoring was fake. Oh, and PIE! – Jezebel
The straight, dirty, hipster version of Dustin Lance Black and Tom Daley are still doing it – Celebitchy
Madge’s daughter Lourdes is playing Rizzo in her high school production of Grease. And before every show, Madge probably says to her, “I’ve got the costumes and I know the lines, so I can go on if you’re sick. Are you okay? You don’t look so good. Are you sure? You should go lie down.” – Towleroad
The Porn Iguana emits pure elegance and several kinds of chemical fumes while sunbathing during a photo-op – The Superficial
If you need something to motivate your nightly eye rolling exercises, here you go – Drunken Stepfather
David Foster thinks his wife Yolanda Foster is better than all those clowns on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Reality Tea
Adriana Lima and Karlie Kloss sell some bras that they’d never ever wear during their off hours, because they are too rich for that shit – IDLYITW
Chanelle Hayes is giving you body – Hollywood Tuna
OctoMom (remember her?) got kicked out of another house – CDAN
The new “sky is blue” is “Kanye had a hissy fit meltdown” – SOW
Honestly, who hasn’t had the urge to throw themselves off the 7th floor after 5 hours of shopping in a mall? – OMG Blog
Isn’t Jennifer Aniston’s life one big awkward phase? – HuffPo
I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me that Beyonce’s hoodie scarf is made out of a real giraffe – Popsugar
Panty Creamer of the Day: Scott Speedman’s hairy belly button in some movie trailer – Just Jared
My frozen charcoal heart hardens every time I see a public proposal, so it’s a little extra harder today – The Berry
Lea Michele is trying to be a pop star – ICYDK
Fifty Shades of Shit just got shittier (see: the UGGs on Dakota Johnson) – I’m Not Obsessed