Afternoon Crumbs

December 10, 2013 / Posted by:

The trailer for Jupiter Ascending is out and based on that screen shot of Channing Tatum, you’d think it’s about a ren faire performer and his struggles to fit in with society during off season. Sadly, it’s not about that – Lainey GossipĀ 

Fake fame whores admit all their fake fame whoring was fake. Oh, and PIE! – Jezebel

The straight, dirty, hipster version of Dustin Lance Black and Tom Daley are still doing it – Celebitchy

Madge’s daughter Lourdes is playing Rizzo in her high school production of Grease. And before every show, Madge probably says to her, “I’ve got the costumes and I know the lines, so I can go on if you’re sick. Are you okay? You don’t look so good. Are you sure? You should go lie down.” – Towleroad

The Porn Iguana emits pure elegance and several kinds of chemical fumes while sunbathing during a photo-op – The Superficial

If you need something to motivate your nightly eye rolling exercises, here you go – Drunken Stepfather

David Foster thinks his wife Yolanda Foster is better than all those clowns on The Real Housewives of Beverly HillsReality Tea

Adriana Lima and Karlie Kloss sell some bras that they’d never ever wear during their off hours, because they are too rich for that shit – IDLYITW

Chanelle Hayes is giving you body – Hollywood Tuna

OctoMom (remember her?) got kicked out of another house – CDAN

The new “sky is blue” is “Kanye had a hissy fit meltdown” – SOW

Honestly, who hasn’t had the urge to throw themselves off the 7th floor after 5 hours of shopping in a mall? – OMG Blog

Isn’t Jennifer Aniston’s life one big awkward phase? – HuffPo

I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me that Beyonce’s hoodie scarf is made out of a real giraffe – Popsugar

Panty Creamer of the Day: Scott Speedman’s hairy belly button in some movie trailer – Just Jared

My frozen charcoal heart hardens every time I see a public proposal, so it’s a little extra harder today – The Berry

Lea Michele is trying to be a pop star – ICYDK

Fifty Shades of Shit just got shittier (see: the UGGs on Dakota Johnson) – I’m Not Obsessed

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