Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 9, 2013 / Posted by:

Ann Morgan Guilbert!

Ann Morgan Guilbert is an 85-year-old seasoned actress who’s been in the game since before some of us were lounging around inside our daddy’s testicles. She was Mary Tyler Moore’s best friend and neighbor in dozens of episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show and in the 90s she played Fran’s sequins-embedded nana of perfection, Grandma Yetta, on The Nanny. Grandma Yetta defined “swag” and any use of that overused word that doesn’t pertain to her ass is null, void and doesn’t count.

Ann is currently in my favorite show to get drunk to Getting On on HBO. Because the US is Lady CaCa to Britain’s Madonna when it comes to TV shows, Getting On is based on the British show by the same name. It’s about all the fuckery that goes on in the women’s extended-care ward of a hospital in Long Beach, CA. Some critics shat all over it and it probably won’t be back for a second season, but I’m into it, because it has old people, Laurie Metcalf, Niecy Nash, Alex Borstein from MADtv and Telma Hopkins. What more could I want?

In Getting On, Ann Guilbert plays Birdy, a horny patient in the ward who loves to get her fuck on.

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On last night’s episode, Birdy’s man friend (played by Harry Dean Stanton) comes to visit and she gets in trouble for fucking him in her room and blowing him in the lounge. No, I don’t want to end up in an extended care-ward, but I do want to be Birdy when I enter the Polident phase of life. None of us should be afraid of getting old if getting old means that one day we’ll get to blow Repo Man in a hospital waiting room.

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