Open Post: Hosted By St. Angie And The Child Army

Because those holy toy hoarders already bought all of the toys in Sydney, they went out to buy books and groceries instead yesterday. RIP all the books and groceries in Sydney, because it’s only a matter of time before this child army buys ’em all. While Maddox and Pax were pranking Brad Pitt by switching his stash of the good shit with laxatives-laced oregano (he couldn’t tell the difference), St. Angie Jolie and her Crypt Keeper arms took Zahara, Shiloh and the chosen ones out to buy shit in Sydney. Some hos took out their phones to capture this holy moment in history that is more important than Moses parting that sea. The dude in the green tank top is probably wondering why all of his pictures have only five bright shining rings of light in them. Dude doesn’t know that you need a special camera to capture the holy family in their human form.

Shiloh and the chosen ones (that’s their future band name) look like three mini Brad Pitt clones. Actually, Vivienne looks like something that grew in Reese Witherspoon’s womb, so I wouldn’t be surprised if St. Angie appeared in a cloud of black smoke in the delivery room and snatched that girl right out of Laura Jeanne Poon’s poon.

And as always, Zahara is expressing my thoughts and feeling about everything.

Pics: Splash