The Andy Warhol of Instagram James Franco has followed up his BatFacial portrait with an even more artistic and Whitney-worthy photo of him throwing up the shaka sign (or maybe he’s doing the “one in the pink, one in the stink” gesture?) during a topless bathroom selfie. James gave his Instagram followers a hairy nips and love handles supreme special today and threw up this note with it:
#Almostnude – YOu ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT it. Tryna work that body, tryin’, tryin’.
An almost nude? That’s like an almost orgasm or an almost Double Double (which I guess is just a regular cheeseburger and people do order that, but I judge them for it). Where is the full nude? I know there’s a giant dick in that picture, but where’s the dick on that dick? I need to stop. True artists need time to stroke out their greatest masterpiece. So stroke on, Franco.
And I just read that last paragraph to myself. I should’ve just written, “I AM HARD UP,” and called it a day.