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December 4, 2013 / Posted by:

The camera-stealing, selfie-taking eagle of Western Australia!

The Wildlife and Park rangers in Kimberley, Australia set up a motion-sensor camera at a gorge on the Margaret River last May, because they wanted to get footage of fresh-water crocodiles being fresh-water crocodiles and shit. The camera went missing shortly after they set it up and they figured that Lindsay Lohan just happened to be vacationing in the area. But a few weeks later, the rangers got a call from other rangers who told them their camera was found 110 kilometers from where they set that shit up. When they got the camera back and watched some of the footage they learned that a sticky talons, thieving motherfucker of an eagle snatched up their camera and later used it to take video selfies of itself. That attention whore eagle must’ve deleted all the footage it took of its throbbing cloaca, because the only thing on the camera were flying shots and shots of it pecking the lens. The rangers aren’t pressing charges against that thief and they think it’s kind of amazing. Ranger Roneil Skeen told said this to ABC:

“It was pretty amazing because it’s one of the first camera traps to ever get picked up. They’ve had camera traps moved [by animals] before, but not taken off, like a flying camera you know? It was pretty cool so we were pretty shocked.”

Now if we can only get that thieving, selfie-taking eagle to come to California and steal some of the cameras here. I’d much rather see eagle selfies than see selfies of Miley, LiLo, the Kartrashians, etc… etc… Speaking of Miley, while doing research for this HIGHLY IMPORTANT nature story, I Googled for pictures of eagle cloacas and found (warning: this is probably NSFW if you’re a bird) this picture of an ostrich cloaca. It’s the long-lost twin of Miley’s tongue!

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