Lady Gaga’s Spun Sugar Is On The Cover Of Candy Magazine

December 3, 2013 / Posted by:

NSFW pic of Gag Me’s pube situation after the jump!

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Lady Gaga’s cover photo for Candy Magazine was probably meant to be another moment where we could all be born anew in her artsy genius. Boob! Mustache! Pubes!

I just can’t bring myself to be either horrified or impressed by the fact that in a world of waxing, Gaga has some grass on the playing field. Throw a full-on (NSFW) Demi between her legs and put a real scorpion on her tit and maybe I wouldn’t have spent so much time trying to figure out if her arm tattoo is a diagram of the Titanic or if it says something like “this above all, to thine own self be pube” in Swahili (Google says it’s German poetry- blah).

Since ARTPOP is falling on the charts, everyone is going to have to up their stunt queen game! That fan on Craigslist who was offering blow jobs for “Applause” sales is going to have to renege that “no anal” clause and since Gaga has flashed just about all she has on the outside, her next photo spread will have to be images from her colonoscopy so she can name her follow up album FARTPOP.

(via ONTD)

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