Afternoon Crumbs

December 3, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge showing us what it would look like if an Amish businessman picked up a 70s call girl on hallucinogenics and quickly regretted that decision… – Lainey Gossip

Charlie Sheen is surprised that porn stars are only boning his dehydrated coke dick for the money – The Superficial

Lupita Nyong’o looks like she just fell out of a J.Crew bridal catalog – Celebitchy

Will Ferrell is selling Anchorman 2 like the rent is due and the studio kidnapped his entire family and are holding them in the basement – Towleroad

I’m surprised the piece carrying Kaley Cuoco didn’t break his back from holding up all that desperation – Drunken Stepfather

RiRi’s Wednesday matinee understudy brought some chichis action to the British Fashion Awards – Hollywood Tuna

Teen mom trash Jenelle Evans is actually behaving like a responsible human being. Either this is the work of an impostor or the end of days are upon us – Reality Tea

The Kartrashian Khristmas Kard kost $250k – IDLYITW

Panty Creamers (okay, mostly Panty Creamers) with iPhones and other devices – The Berry

Diane Lane is officially free of Josh BrolinICYDK

Taking styling tips from Garth Algar: Olivia Wilde is – Popoholic

Claire Danes is addicted to chairs and other riveting revelations…. – Popsugar

Some movie called Hors Satan is on John Waters’ Top 10 Movies of 2013 list and I didn’t read the description, but I’m guessing it’s a Kardashian documentary? – OMG Blog

And “Jennifer Lawrence is going to win every award again” season has officially begun – HuffPo

If ten hyenas shat on Cheryl Cole’s back, it would look prettier than that hideous tattoo – Moe Jackson

Grumpy Cat should play all the roles, obviously – Videogum

Selena Gomez looks like a morning-shift stripper at a Julius Caesar-themed strip club – Just Jared

Bret Michaels is going to be on Revolution. I really hope he brings DJ Lady Tribe with him – SOW

Lady CaCa tries and fails to work an exquisite pair of bootleg Disney princess jeans from Tijuana – I’m Not Obsessed

Pic: Splash

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