If you want to piss off Kim Kardashian (OFF, not on- nobody called your number, Ray J.), tell her she’s a shitty parent.
Yesterday, Kim tweeted, “We took our baby girl swimming today for the 1st time, she loved it so much! #BestDayEver” and a commenter called her ass out according to Ok!, saying it must be nice for NorthSouthEastWestUTurn to finally spend some time with her parents. I guess KK’s typing fingers aren’t as overblown as her fish lips, because she unleashed all the fury you’d find pent up in a 14 year old girl and tweeted this in response:
Ah, behold the ignorant hater defense! Anybody looking for solid parenting tips definitely needs to tune into the Twitter account of someone who is with their baby “247”, yet jet sets to Paris when said baby is 3 months old and goes to every show where their fiancé is ranting on stage wearing clothes that would make a blind man cry and masks I’m pretty sure were made during my five year old’s craft time at school. I know my idea of a good time when my kids were infants was to take slut dress selfies in public bathrooms while my husband stood behind me looking like he’d rather be blowing a hobo in Macy’s window than be in the same room, so I’m glad that Kim and I finally have something in common.
At 5 months, North is most likely already rolling her eyes at her mom’s Instagram captions of shit like “Foreva eva” and is waiting for the day she can aim herself for the pool filter and be shot out the other side into the arms of parents who aren’t so far up their own asses.