I hope the dog friend in your life drops a wet shit in your favorite pair of Toms if you thought to yourself, “Which one is the dog?” How dare you drag a dog like that. (FYI: The dog is on the left.)
Here’s Billy Ray Cyrus posing with an adorable furry friend at the Hollywood Christmas Parade yesterday while looking like a raggedy, flea-ridden, drunken mess who just got kicked out of a Walmart for getting caught jacking off on the faucet in the women’s bathroom. I hope that after these pictures were taken, that dog passed its groomer’s information to Billy Ray, because his ass could use the works.
And there’s only one good thing about posing next to Billy Ray. If that dog farted, it could put the blame on Billy Ray and nobody would call it a liar.