Afternoon Crumbs

December 2, 2013 / Posted by:

Kate Moss is on the cover of Playboy’s 60th anniversary issue and I know she’s trying to make a sexyface, but she looks more like she’s trying hard to push out a stubborn doody bubble – Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Aniston, who will forever be as edgy as a rusty plastic butter knife, wants to be edgy – Celebitchy

The Blurred Lines girl is naked again – Drunken Stepfather

Phaedra Parks’ husband is still going on about why he texted Stallion BootyReality Tea

The oven-baked Ken doll that is Sam Champion is leaving Good Morning America to be the belle of The Weather Channel – Towleroad

Who cares about that Cara Santana trick, Jesse Metcalfe’s tits look magnificent – Hollywood Tuna

CoCo and her sister double team a turkey – The Superficial

An overdose of DUHs: Charlie Sheen’s latest leased goddess is a porn star – ICYDK

Becks and his boys have matching stand-up bangs which tells me that they all stood on a subway grate before these pictures were taken – Popsugar

If you ever get into a relationship with a ginger beauty, just know that you’ll never EVER be able to crack her computer password to read her emails – Jezebel


Apollonia wore it first and wore it hotter – Popoholic

Even Lady CaCa’s clones seem insufferable – The Berry

So I guess RiRi turned down the role first… – HuffPo

The first minute of this Fox News interview with Richard Simmons made my nipples hard – OMG Blog

I have to start watching Masters of Sex since Chrissy from Growing Pains was in it – Pajiba

Panty Creamer of the Day: Alan Ritchson in Da Man Magazine – Just Jared

Josh Henderson serves up some bubble butt and poses like the head flight attendant on Scientology Airways – Boy Culture

I see Lady CaCa is stealing looks from Dracula now – I’m Not Obsessed

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