Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck Opening The Car Door For His Wife

November 30, 2013 / Posted by:

At HuffPo, they practically proclaimed this picture the perfect portrait of chivalry and called Ben Affleck an old-school gentleman for opening the car door for Jennifer Garner during their morning photo-op session in L.A. yesterday. At first I thought it was damn ridiculous that they were slow clapping for him for doing something as simple opening up a car door for his wife, but then I realized that he does deserve some applause. I mean in the three seconds that Jennifer Garner looked away while getting into the car, he managed to not stick his peen in a side piece. He showed real restraint! Yes, while walking to the driver’s side, he probably stuck his dick tip in his warm cup of coffee real fast, but still. Ben Affleck IS a true gentleman!

(Side note: One time I opened a door for an old lady and she said to me, “What? You don’t think I can fucking open it myself?” I fell in love as soon as “fucking” flew out of her cranky mouth.)

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