Foreword: You know it’s a slow news day when Dlisted brings you two back-to-back Kardashian stories. If we write about the Kardashians one more time today, we’ll be considered a Kardashian fan site and Michael K will be forced to install a crawler at the bottom of the page that gives you the most up-to-date Kardashian news: (scrolling across the screen) KOURTNEY STILL WEARING THOSE DAMN GENIE PANTS…THE SOCK ONE CONTINUES TO HAWK THOSE FUGLY SOCKS…KYLIE LOSES VOICE FROM REPEATEDLY ASKING PEOPLE “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?”
According to Heat Magazine (via The Daily Mail), Kris Jenner is apparently not a fan of Kim’s topless appearance in Kanye West’s video Bound 2. OH PUH-FUCKING-LEASE:
Kardashian matriarch Kris reportedly watched the video two days before the general public and is understood to have been privately troubled by her topless antics with her fiancé.
A source told Heat magazine: ‘Kris went ballistic, telling her daughter this is worse than the 2007 leaked sex tape that Kim made with her ex-boyfriend Ray J, because that was meant to stay private, while this was meant to go public.
‘She started crying, saying how ashamed she was to see her daughter being ‘forced into something so degrading’. She’s saying that Kim’s destroyed all of her credibility.’
I’ll give you a moment to laugh you asses off at the idea that Kim had any credibility to begin with. The source goes on to say that Kris, Kourtney, and Khloe are deeply concerned about the damage to Kim’s brand and are “considering an intervention” (ooh, just in time!)
Kris, honey, no one’s buying what you’re selling. Your viewing of Bound 2 was probably taped by the E! camera crew in the same screening room where you held your first Kim & Ray J viewing party (Visual: it’s in a Scrooge McDuck-style money pit, but with more vipers and the overwhelming feeling you’re in the presence of Satan).
I bet you need a palate cleanser after reading about Kris Jenner. DID SOMEONE SAY BRUCIE?!? His gorgeous pony tail should knock the sour taste of Kris out of your mouth. Here’s Bruce Jenner leaving a movie theatre in Calabasas yesterday. What the fuck, Bruce; you said you wouldn’t see Best Man Holiday without me! Not cool.
(Pics via Splash)