Open Post: Hosted By Colin Farrell’s Hairy And Greasy Hotness

November 29, 2013 / Posted by:

It’s been much too long since I’ve smeared your eyes with man grease and filled your nostrils with the sour scent of Irish dick fromage by posting pictures of Colin Farrell, so here he is leaving BBC Radio 1 studios in London yesterday. I don’t know why, but Colin’s wide-eyed expression made me think of the facial expressions the show dogs made when the judges poked at their b-hole area (probably seeing if that shit is remarkable or not) during that dog show in Philadelphia yesterday. What I’m saying is that if you groom the hell out of him, Colin would make a perfect and multiple award-winning show dog.

And Colin’s messy goatee/stache situation is a thing of glorious beauty. That shit under his bottom lip makes a perfect taint or labia exfoliator and his stache looks like it was made with a pile of shaved-off curly pubes and Elmer’s glue. Dude’s got a furry muff above his upper lip. Now you know what the view would look like if you looked down while sitting on his face. Colin says, “You’re welcome.”

Pics: Wenn.com

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