Night Crumbs

November 29, 2013 / Posted by:

I don’t know what in scrap leather HELL Selena Gomez wore during her halftime performance at the Raiders-Cowboys game yesterday, but I do know that I can see her sideways smiling snatch. Her snatch probably hasn’t stopped smiling since it knew it was free of the Biebs. Do you blame it? – Lainey Gossip

Nina Agdal is probably asking herself, “Why does he taste like wet cigarettes, coke and burnt scabs?” The answer is: Because he used to be Lindsay Lohan’s fuck piece – Drunken Stepfather

Now everybody say, ‘FUCK YOU BRANDI!'” said LeAnn Rimes a second before this family Thanksgiving portrait was taken – Celebitchy

Basketball WivesEvelyn Lozado has a case of the babies – Reality Tea

The lying lesbian waitress is a chronic lie-teller, pretty much – Towleroad

Hilary Duff in leggings, part 1 – Hollywood Tuna

Hilary Duff in leggings, part 2 – Popoholic

David Beckham is on the cover of French Vogue looking like he’s about to give CPR to a mannequin – ICYDK

What to do with Thanksgiving leftovers if you don’t want to do what I do: get in the bathtub, have your friend pour all the leftovers on top of you and nom nom nom your way out – The Berry

Here comes the 13th million reboot of Friday the 13th OMG Blog

Kim Kardashian looks like she’s got a giant white vulva on her chest – Just Jared

The Hollywood Beard Agency comes through for Ryan Seacrest yet again – CDAN

Who cares about the dude from Revenge, the hot piece in the pink t-shirt and Speedos is the one giving me the puckers – Popsugar

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