Here’s international gift to us all Gary Oldman wishing us Americans (aka the red-headed stepchildren of Britain) a very happy divorce from England day. I thought that Independence Day was the day when us Americans celebrate the Pilgrims running their asses away from England, but I could’ve been hungover or absent the day they explained that shit in the third grade. But whatever, it doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is that here’s Gary Oldman getting all mad while beating a table full of food.
My stomach did squirt out a sad tear when he punched that pie and wasted all that delicious food, but if you’re a kinky splosher, watching Gary Oldman get rough with food probably puts the gravy on your mashed potatoes. Whatever the case may be, I’m sure we can all agree that we’re thankful for Gary Oldman’s stache. Happy Skanksgiving, everyone!