Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 27, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

If you’re the designated plate cleaner for Thanksgiving, Hanukkah or whatever, then take a few tips from this human dishwaser on speed. Snort a mountain of crushed Adderall (Note: If you’re not sure how much Adderall to snort, just ask yourself, “Could this paralyze a Lohan?” If the answer is no, keep snorting!), fill your insides with enough Red Bull to eat the meal digesting in your stomach bag, put on some current day Black Eyed Peas and get to scrubbing. (Playing the “music” of the Black Eyed Peas isn’t supposed to give you a beat to dance to while you scrub. It’s supposed to motivate you to work faster so you can finish and turn that awful shit off.)

Or you can just do what I do, serve all your meals on classic white Chinet paper plates (for ~special occasions~) and keep a plastic 44-gallon trash can near the table so hos can throw their shit into it right after they eat. Happy Thanksgivingukkah!

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