When it comes to looking at dude’s bodies, you’re pretty much in one of two camps: hard and ripped or soft and doughy. Personally? I like a guy to feel like a frat house couch; lumpy, dumpy, and smelling vaguely of Dorito dust. What I’m trying to say is…out of the way High School Musical, you’re blocking my view of Seth Rogen! Daaaaayum, dat patchy shoulder hair got me weak in the knees! Oooh-wee, werk those man titties. Who’s with me?! No one? HATERS.
Whether you’re a #KanyeWest fan or not, fans are #Bound2 get a kick out of this new still from #ZacEfron and #SethRogen’s film #NeighborsMovie Check out all the neighborly shenanigans when the comedy hits theaters next May! #uhhuhhoney
Bound 4? More like Bound 4 the spank-bank. Oh, that’s just fucking crude. But for serious, if Seth Rogen wanted to do another Bound 2 parody with other members of the Neighbors cast, say Bobby Moynihan and/or Jason Mantzoukas, I have a…uh…friend…who’d be happy to thank you by sending a waffle basket over to your home (and now you know what kind of weird shit I’m into. Happy Thanksgiving!)
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