The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 25th!

November 26, 2013 / Posted by:

I do not like them when I’m drunk
I do not like them near my junk
I do not like them in my trunk
I do not like them when they’re shrunk

I do not like Green Jesus Pants – TheGrandWaz00

Runners-up:

Despite his claim to fame, Jesus does not often take the wheel, as he would rather be checking out the junk in the trunk. – ANightWriter

Somehow, the Bieber’s request for a Mexican ho with some junk in the trunk got lost in translation somewhere just below Tijuana. – emeriesan

Miley ain’t picky. She’ll let any stiff man get up in her trunk. – jazzfish_77

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