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November 26, 2013 / Posted by:

This license plate!

On Fark today, they linked to a story about a woman in Missouri who is offended and disgusted by the state-issued license plate that landed in her mailbox. Maybe it’s because my brain hadn’t been hit by my usual morning dose of meth and Sanka yet, but I stared at this license plate and couldn’t figure out what’s so offensive about it. That license plate looks like it says “Who rakes?” to me. I don’t know if there are a lot of fallen leaves in Missouri, but if there are, maybe “Who rakes?” is an offensive saying. It’s like saying, “I’m not raking my leaves,” which will piss off your neighbors. I don’t know all the local sayings in Missouri! But then I read the full story at Fox 2 Now and it’s better than I could’ve ever imagined.

Deby Levy ran off to the local news (YES, THIS IS NEWS) to cry and complain about how the state-issued license plate she got in the mail says:

WHORE EIGHT TIMES!

I am so disappointed in myself and questioning my whoredar, because I didn’t see that in there at all. But Deby did and she refuses to put it on her car. The eight-times-a-whore doth protest:

“I’m driving around with that plate and people go, ‘Oh there’s a whore. There’s a whore.’ Who wants to drive around with that word on the back of your car? Would you?”

I’ll give you a simple answer to your question, Deby: WHORE, YES! People pointing at me while saying, “There’s a whore, there’s a whore, everywhere a whore whore,” is something that I thought only happened in heaven. That is a wish come true! It would be a nice change from people pointing at me while saying, “There’s a dumb bitch.

Deby called the local news because she wanted them to help her get a new license plate without paying the $17 fee. The news helped her and the DMV agreed to issue her a new one for free.

Deby just doesn’t know. A license plate from the “Show Me State” that proudly lets everyone know you’re a whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore is a gift from the whore gods. But then again, I do understand why Deby wouldn’t want that on her car. I mean “WHOR8X” is what’s on the license plate of the Kardashian family van. And no respectable whore wants to be associated with those kind of whores.

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