Not pictured: the other mouths she has to feed including her mom, Papa Joe and Papa Joe’s barely legal hairless twink piece of the moment.
Here’s Jessica Simpson, her daughter Maxwell, her son Ace and her partner in baby-making Eric Somethingoranotherwhocares strolling through the airport in Boston yesterday. These riveting and thrilling pictures taught me three things: 1. toddlers and babies are only second and third to memaws when it comes to throwing a legendary side eye. 2. Either Baby Ace doesn’t know how to wear a jacket right or he’s a hipster who thinks that only regular people put both arms in their jacket. 3. Maxwell is obviously wearing a hairpiece from Ken Paves’ QVC collection. Shit is going to get awkward at the Thanksgiving dinner table when Jessica’s dumb ass realizes that her own daughter is wearing a hairpiece made by her best homegirl turned rival. The betrayal of it all.