Sometimes you’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: Kim Zolciak makes a gorgeous pregnant woman. I can’t believe I’m starting a story with a genuine compliment. I’ve probably had a stroke. Pray for me? Or at least send a helper monkey.
Kim Zolciak’s babies can finally upgrade their status from ‘tardy to the party’ to ‘arrival at party’ (who’s writing these jokes today, my mom?) because Kim popped out a set of twins this morning. Usually when you’re writing about a former Real Housewife and a set of “new twins” it’s implied you’re referring to a whack tit job. But not this time! This time it’s BABIES!!! Kim and her hot young piece Kroy Biermann announced the birth of a baby girl and a baby boy via Instagram, where she also explained the babies names:
“The twins names are:
Girl: Kaia Rose (After ‘Psychic’ Rose who is like a grandma to me and been a huge part of my life for 13 plus yrs) Also the twins were born on the Rose’s birthday!
Boy: Kane Ren (Ren After my OBGYN who has delivered 5 of the 6 kiddos, who has also been a big part of my life for 12 yrs and we simply adore him).”