I know I always giving James Franco shit for thinking he’s the savior of the art world who gets up every morning, takes a first-thing turd in the toilet, frames the toilet and then charges tourists $20 to stare at it and take pictures in front of it, but I have to give credit where credit is due. James Franco and Seth Rogen watched Kanye West’s diarrhea puddle of pure comedy that is “Bound 2” and knew that it was missing was some pure, raw sex and scattered back hair. So on the set of the movie they’re doing together, James and Seth remade that mess shot-for-shot.
James perfectly captures the “my nostrils are choking on the hot, stank bullshit spewing out of my mouth” look that Kanye makes in the original (“Um, I’m making my normal face” – James Franco) and Seth brings an innocent sexiness and demure femininity that Kim failed to bring. And kudos to Seth for proudly letting his back hair blow in the wind instead of lasering it off before the shoot like that fake whore Kim did. Seth’s hairy tits look spectacular and you can almost feel James Franco sticking it in when Seth arches his back. While Kim and Kanye have the on-screen chemistry of Jodie Foster and Richard Gere, Seth and James’ chemistry is so hot that if you put your ear to the screen, you can hear Seth leaking as his asshole gets extra moist. And the “there’s jizz in my eyes but I’m still going to try to look like a demure flower” look that Seth makes at the 1:14 mark should earn him a Khroma Kosmetics kontract.
It’s funny, because without all the plastic surgery, tucking, plucking and waxing, Kim would look just like Seth Rogen. And for a supposedly straight dude, James Franco gets way more hot gay action than I do.
Here’s the original, which is actually funnier than the parody.