Jesus Christ healing the sick and Mother Theresa rescuing dozens of children are two of history’s greatest acts of kindness and now you can add “supermodel and movie star* Phoebe Price slumming it on Extra” to that list.
Chicken Cutlets somehow found time between posing for the paps in front of Mr. Chow and posing for the paps in front of Mr. Chow to grace the lessers withher beauty, grace and talent on Extra. Extra’s hosts, some blonde-ish chick and a come-to-life Archie character, were looking for someone to makeunder when Chicken Cutlets just so happened to be walking by with her mom Flora. This was obviously staged, because why would Chicken Cutlets be walking amongst the regulars at Universal CityWalk? But PP’s acting was still life-changing. When I went to see Blue Jasmine, some asshole behind me said “absolutely astonishing…” as we were leaving the theater. Well today, I’m that asshole, because I said those same words after seeing PP pretend to get “caught off guard” by gay Archie and Aussie chick. They gave PP a makeunder, which is stupid as fuck, because she’s the one who should be giving them makeovers. They would look so much more glamorous if they had a bird massacre on their heads and were wearing outfits usually only worn by cocktail waitresses at a Mardi Gras-themed casino in Reno.
Watch them take PP from “international supermodel superstar” to normal person who does normal things in life. Warning: It’s kind of painful. It’s like watching a ginger chicken get viciously plucked of its elegance and glamour:
See, that’s a great act of kindness. PP is so charitable and so giving. PP actually let them dress her in rags from QVC (not even HSN, QVC!) and let them brush some no-name brand blush on her cheek cutlets so that their little show could get a major ratings bump. This should totally go above “Jesus healing the sick” on the list of history’s greatest acts of kindness, because this is way more charitable.
And here’s PP reporting for seat filling duty at the AMAs last night. It looks like her fire crotch burned half of her dress off and the fire department had to throw water on her lap.
* see: her scene stealing role as a window shopper Get Smart