In case you didn’t know that Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, a child saint, can work a pair of sunglasses better than all of us, adults (HAHA, I know that was a good one, me calling us adults), here’s Vivienne Jolie-Pitt working a pair of sunglasses better than all of us. Even that plastic ginger Muppet thing looks impressed at her effortless J. Crew catalog posing skills.
St. Angie took a break from directing her movie Unbroken while dressed like a secretary at Robichaux Academy to take the chosen ones to buys toys and watch them eat at a restaurant in Sydney called Grandpa’s Moustache (which sounds like a To Catch A Predator-themed restaurant or like a boy band full of pepaws) yesterday. I swear, the holy family is single-handedly saving the toy industry! They buy toys as often as Rob Ford buys crack. Every time they leave the house, they go to a toy store, scream “I’ll take EVERYTHING” while throwing down a bag of gold and then they go home and play with all their new toys for about five seconds before getting bored and giving their used toys to Brad Pitt to smoke up.
Allison wrote about how Christmas is probably going to be canceled this year since there’s no “it toy.” Well, since one of the chosen ones was papped carrying a doll in a white tank top, that doll in a tank top IS the it toy of the season. Vivi Jolie-Pitt saved Christmas! And if you’re keeping track of the adventures of St. Angie’s bulging forehead vein of doom, take note that it picked up and moved to the west side of her forehead for Australian Spring.