Kris Jenner IS The Drunk Aunt At Your Cousin’s Wedding

November 24, 2013 / Posted by:

“$400 cash to anyone who is willing to trade seats with me” – Guy in the green hat.

Kris Jenner has practically made a career out of tirelessly competing for the title of #1 “Cool” Mom (someone needs to tell her that Amy Poehler’s character in Mean Girls isn’t a real person) so it’s only natural that her “50 is the new 21” antics made an appearance at Kanye West’s Yeezus tour last night at Madison Square Garden. Now, these are only pictures, so it’s difficult to picture her doing the drunk mommy dance, but I can imagine she looked something like this:

Kris was probably trying to do the hip-bump with a not-into-it Kim all night. “C’mon honey! Dance with me! I love to dance! C’mon, stand up, Kim! Dance with me! DANCE WITH ME, DAMMIT!” Anyone with a middle-aged Aunt knows that this charade goes on until she gives your Uncle the signal that it’s time to take her drunk-ass home by attempting to drop down and get her eagle on and splitting her pants.

Here’s more of Kris getting her swerve on (oh brother, those poor bartenders at Madison Square Garden). I’ve also included some pictures of Kim from that same evening wearing a criminal amount of black leather fringe; she looks like she should be riding on the back of a Harley. The only thing missing is Kanye wearing one of those trashy t-shirts that says “If you can read this, the bitch fell off”. In case you have no idea what I’m talking about, here’s a great example on a motorcycle papaw (though, I have to say, the hottest is that sassy memaw; I want to be her when I grow up).

(Pics via Splash)

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