Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 24, 2013 / Posted by:

Z LaLa, “world pop artist” and stunning alienling who is obviously from the planet Echa Pa’lante and came to Earth to find her long-lost twin sister Yara Sofia.

The Spanish rainbow firework Charo took up every inch of my brain space yesterday and her glamour blinded me from all of the other demure beauties at the Latin Grammy Awards in Las Vegas on Thursday night, so I totally missed these pictures of intergalactic female drag queen Z LaLa. The only thing I knew about Z LaLa is that she showed up to the Billboard Awards this year looking like a present topper and her stage name sounds like the name of a Teletubby’s secret love child with the last man alive. According to Z LaLa’s website, she’s a multi-lingual pop singer who can yodel in 14 different languages, but it’s obvious that the language she’s most fluent at is the language of GLAMOUR!

Z LaLa proves that you can make a stunning outfit out of old satin thread Christmas balls and shit found in the gift wrapping section of Party City. I was going to say that Z LaLa looks like Lady CaCa’s Christmas tree, but CaCa could never come up with something as artistically gorgeous as this. And yes, that ponytail that looks like oversized Smurf anal beads makes the look. Take a style tip from Z LaLa: Before leaving the house, look in the mirror and ask yourself, “Will this look make b-holes clench?” If the answer is NO, throw a string of hairy anal beads on the top of your head and make those anuses pucker.

Pics: Wenn.com

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