Night Crumbs

November 22, 2013 / Posted by:

Posh and Becks gave the British Red Cross a mountain of clothes and shoes to sell in support of the victims of the Typhoon Haiyan in the Philippines. I heard that the Museum of Refined Elegance bought these rhinestone, denim and python boots and plan to display them on a pedestal under their brightest light. Remember when Posh was an exquisitely delicate fake tan flower? – Lainey Gossip

So this is why Hulk Hogan was seen skipping down the streets screaming, “I have a chance now!” – The Superficial

The Dollar Tree Uncle Terry took pictures of a 17-year-old Abigail Breslin and they look exactly how you’d expect them to look – Drunken Stepfather

Story #5,671,974 on how Falkor Rimes is the drunkest, craziest, messiest luck dragon in all the land – Celebitchy

Here’s Miss Universe looking like a rejected Drag Race contestant – Hollywood Tuna

Celebrities read mean tweets (that were mostly written by Jimmy Kimmmel’s writers) about themselves. And for the record, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss won this round – Towleroad

Happy Reminder That I’ve Got A Gut That Looks Like A Hog Napping Friday! – The Berry

Either Giggy Vanderpump is over it as always or he’s slowly passing out from inhaling the toxic fumes wafting off of Lisa Vanderpump’s painted face – Reality Tea

Oh, so I guess the Empire Strikes Back was going to be a horror movie – IDLYITW

Those jeans are painted on, right? – Popoholic

Stupid ass gold digger Crystal Harris should just feel lucky that Hugh Hefner’s idea of a hot date is falling asleep to The Little Mermaid instead of sticking his turtle dick in her – ICYDK

And now my chair seat is covered in piss. I mean, it usually is at the end of the day, but I have a reason now – Pajiba

Ron Burgundy sings Rob Ford’s campaign song – OMG Blog

Beyonce’s ode to Blue Ivy Carter is a wonderful song to do your eye rolling calisthenics to – Jezebel

Who cares about Tay Tay, Jane Fonda is spewing out tons of glamour in a dress she totally bought from QVC – Popsugar

What in Donnie Darko meets V HELL is Natalie Cole wearing? – Moe Jackson

Miley Cyrus still looks like a terrifying alien lizard – SOW

My herp sore will go on – I’m Not Obsessed

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