Night Crumbs
Posh and Becks gave the British Red Cross a mountain of clothes and shoes to sell in support of the victims of the Typhoon Haiyan in the Philippines. I heard that the Museum of Refined Elegance bought these rhinestone, denim and python boots and plan to display them on a pedestal under their brightest light. Remember when Posh was an exquisitely delicate fake tan flower? – Lainey Gossip
So this is why Hulk Hogan was seen skipping down the streets screaming, “I have a chance now!” – The Superficial
The Dollar Tree Uncle Terry took pictures of a 17-year-old Abigail Breslin and they look exactly how you’d expect them to look – Drunken Stepfather
Story #5,671,974 on how Falkor Rimes is the drunkest, craziest, messiest luck dragon in all the land – Celebitchy
Here’s Miss Universe looking like a rejected Drag Race contestant – Hollywood Tuna
Celebrities read mean tweets (that were mostly written by Jimmy Kimmmel’s writers) about themselves. And for the record, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss won this round – Towleroad
Happy Reminder That I’ve Got A Gut That Looks Like A Hog Napping Friday! – The Berry
Either Giggy Vanderpump is over it as always or he’s slowly passing out from inhaling the toxic fumes wafting off of Lisa Vanderpump’s painted face – Reality Tea
Oh, so I guess the Empire Strikes Back was going to be a horror movie – IDLYITW
Those jeans are painted on, right? – Popoholic
Stupid ass gold digger Crystal Harris should just feel lucky that Hugh Hefner’s idea of a hot date is falling asleep to The Little Mermaid instead of sticking his turtle dick in her – ICYDK
And now my chair seat is covered in piss. I mean, it usually is at the end of the day, but I have a reason now – Pajiba
Ron Burgundy sings Rob Ford’s campaign song – OMG Blog
Beyonce’s ode to Blue Ivy Carter is a wonderful song to do your eye rolling calisthenics to – Jezebel
Who cares about Tay Tay, Jane Fonda is spewing out tons of glamour in a dress she totally bought from QVC – Popsugar
What in Donnie Darko meets V HELL is Natalie Cole wearing? – Moe Jackson
Miley Cyrus still looks like a terrifying alien lizard – SOW
My herp sore will go on – I’m Not Obsessed