Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 22, 2013 / Posted by:

This reporter from NBC4 in L.A. who brings the melodrama while reporting on a dangerous natural threat: DEATH DRIZZLE! 

I love, love it when it rains in L.A., because the local news becomes more entertaining than usual. When the sun mysteriously goes away and the cotton balls in the sky turn black and an unusual wet substance drops on our heads, the local news freaks out and declares it a MAN DOWN CODE 10 situation. Water is only supposed to pour out of our Brita water filters and not the sky! What is an umbrella and how does it work?! What do I cover my feet with? I only own flip-flops! Get my snorkel gear, we’re all going to DROWN!

I couldn’t find out the name of this reporter, but I love her, because she’s doing the most. In her defense and the local news’ defense, when it rains here in L.A. the streets become death zones of destruction, because a lot of bitches don’t know how to operate a car in the rain and grime mixed water makes the streets more slippery than an over-lubed asshole. But she’s not reporting on traffic, she’s reporting on how the drizzle is ruining our lives! She seriously interviewed a dude who said that his girlfriend forgot her umbrella inside the restaurant and had to go back to get it because liquid death is falling from the skies. And she follows up that classic interview by asking two girls how they’re keeping dry. This reporter should win all the awards for not choking on her own laughs while asking those ridiculous ass questions.

And the only thing this clip is missing a number to call to donate to disaster relief.

(For Jane)

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