There’s really nothing for me to add here. Jose Canseco got pulled over by the cops with two diapered goats in the back of his car. The jokes really baaaah themselves. Jose later tweeted that he and his girlfriend bought fainting goats and he diapered them so they wouldn’t piss and shit all over his car. Uh huh, Jose, you don’t need to tell us the real reason why you’ve got goats in saggy diapers in the back of your car. Nobody, except for the ASPCA, needs to know.
November 21, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K