Hot Slut Of The Day!
November 21, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
THIS BARBARY SHEEP! This sheep isn’t only a natural beauty with swollen lips like Backdoor Farrah’s vulva, a ginger weave fresher than LiLo’s, gums like Sheryl Underwood and horns longer and thicker than the ones that extract from Pimp Mama Kris’ head during a sacrifice. This sheep is also a major talent. He can throw a side-eye that’ll make Lucifer change religions and when he opens his mouth to holler, he sounds like a man falling off of a cliff, or like a man screaming for mercy after eating Joanna Krupa out, or like RiRi without auto-tune. And for his grand finale, he recreates every male massage therapist’s first moment with the Travoltahole (sniff it, let out a pained holler). Finally, some real, raw talent.
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