And Five Seconds Later, Charlie Sheen Ran Up And Tried To Snort Her Forehead

November 21, 2013 / Posted by:

No, a snowman didn’t scoot across Melissa Joan Hart’s forehead and no, Rob Ford didn’t sneeze or fart in her face. Melissa Joan Hart showed up to premiere of Frozen in Hollywood on Tuesday and once again showed the dangers of wearing that HD powder shit in front of a camera flash. Wearing that powder crap in front of a camera flash will make you look like you’ve got a really bad case of vitiligo, or like Rafiki just smeared his jizz on your forehead, or like the entire Lohan family did lines off of your face during a reunion. But you know, since MJH was at the premiere of Frozen, maybe she stuck with theme by purposefully making herself look like a scratched up ice sculpture that Edward Scissorhands didn’t finish.

And since this mess has happened to Eva Longoria, Nicole Kidman and Uma Thurman, maybe the powder face look should become the look. We should all just like walk around with white powder on our faces. Wearing coke on your face is so much easier than carrying a bag of it in your pocket. Whenever you need a quick bump, you could just scrape a little off your forehead.

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