Harry Styles Isn’t The British Twink That Taylor Swift Is Doing

November 20, 2013 / Posted by:

I guess the note that was passed to me in homeroom that said that Taylor Swift is going around with Harry Styles again was a lie, because she’s supposedly going around with a different British twink who’s as delicate as a newborn ladybug resting on a white rose petal. People says that Taylor and 21-year-old British actor Douglas Booth got all canoodly and shit in the back room of a pub called The Holly Bush (which sounds like Tay Tay’s pet name for her pubes) in London on Friday night. Some source said:

“They hired the back room and were in there alone. They looked very happy [and] were just smiling and laughing just like any other customers.”

Douglas Booth was recently in that Romeo & Juliet remake with 16-year-old Hailee Steinfeld, who is one of Taylor’s best friends. Taylor was at the premiere of Romeo & Juliet a while ago and supposedly flirted with him.

I find this a little hard to believe. First of all, I don’t think he’s gay and second of all, he’s 21! That’s way too far from barely legal age for Taylor.

And Taylor would have a 16-year-old best friend. Bitch is like a 20-something high school senior who keeps flunking on purpose, because they can’t let go of being the most popular ho in school and want to stay in that bubble away from real life forever. She’s like David Arquette’s Never Been Kissed character trapped in the body of a humanized Holly Hobbie doll.

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