Joe Simpson may be the reigning king of skeeve and sleaze when it comes to acknowledging his daughter’s tits, but Bruce Jenner joined the Not As Wrong But Still Not Right club when he defended Kendall’s nip shot she posted on Instagram. TMZ says a source close to Bruce (Kylie hiding under the stairs using a voice changer app) said he considers her to be a fashion model and that’s just what models do and that he’s proud of her regardless of what she does.
Someone needs to come get Bruce from the laser resurfacing clinic where he’s three sessions away from completing his “useless socialite of a certain age” transformation and knock the glass of Metamucil out of his hand that Kris has clearly spiked with the her special blend of delusion and foolery. “Be proud of your kids no matter what they do” is the motto in the Jenner household and that covers artsy-fartsy tit shots, sniffing your sister’s snail trail juice (the bold warning on the video in that link is exactly what scrolled through my brain just thinking about it) and getting in Twitter pissing matches about the consequences that comes with raw riding Rita Ora. There are even tasteful vinyl decals over the toilets in all the Jenner/Kardashian bathrooms to pay homage to Kim, the family’s raison d’être.
Even though Bruce didn’t comment directly on his daughter’s boob situation, I’m still getting the willies from the Diet version of Papa Joe. Less direct commentary, same full body shudder. Who wants millions of people to look at their kid like that?
If tits and a scowl are what makes someone a model, look for the picture of me throwing shade at the lady who turned the corner into the curtain aisle at Target and caught me trying to fish a stray hair out of my bra on the next cover of Vogue.
After the cut is the NSFWish picture of KendallKylieWhatever’s Kardashinips without the Kripple kovers.