Blair Waldorf And Seth Cohen Are Getting Married

November 20, 2013 / Posted by:

Adam Brody, that dude I always mistake for that hipster Monchichi on Gossip Girl, and Leighton Meester, that girl I always mistake for the one who isn’t Mischa Barton from The OC, are getting married. I don’t know whether CW executives are furiously fapping to this news or furiously working on an OC/Gossip Girl crossover movie where Seth Cohen marries Blair Waldorf.

People confirms that Adam and Leighton, who have been doing it full-time for less than a year, are engaged. People doesn’t have any more details other than that. I can’t wait for the wedding when Chuck Bass and Summer Roberts try to stop the marriage from happening while Mischa Barton sneaks in and steals the table centerpieces to sell on eBay for some quick cash.

And I guess this is sort of big news for whores who were tweens in 2007.

To put things into perspective for whores who were tweens in the 1990s like myself, this is as if Brenda Walsh from 90210 married Billy from Melrose Place in real life. To put things into perspective for whores who were tweens in the 1980s, this is as if Alexis Carrington married JR Ewing in real life. To put things into perspective for whores who were tweens in the 1590s, this is as if the actor who played Juliet in Romeo & Juliet married the actor who played Prince Edward in Richard III. (I don’t know what I’m talking about.)

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