Afternoon Crumbs
“Pretend he’s made of pork rinds, Frapp dust, Slim Jims and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos (Note: She’s evolved)” said Brit Brit to herself as she touched mouths with a model while filming her video for “Perfume” – Lainey Gossip
Wine Spectator showed themselves as the Brangeloonies they are by naming Brangelina’s bottle of bloody Jennifer Aniston tears as the best rosé of the year – The Berry
At this point, I think we’re seeing more of Kim Kardashian’s tits than North West is – Drunken Stepfather
LeAnn Rimes looks like an evil pony who just inhaled some dirty butt (see: Eddie Cibrian) – Celebitchy
Rita Ora celebrates suffering through a near death experience by posing in a bikini for the paps – The Superficial
Juicy Joe and Teresa Guidice plead not guilty to the 8,349th fraud charge against them – Reality Tea
JoJo is giving me day-shift stripper/mob mistress glamour – Hollywood Tuna
I actually think I have that Christmas ornament that Ellen DeGeneres flipped – Towleroad
Something called an Amy Markham really wants you to see her nalgas – IDLYITW
The real story here is that the paparazzi are still following Haylie Duff around – Popoholic
Another mighty THOR baby is a’ comin’ – Just Jared
The White Witch reports for duty to the set of AHS: Coven – OMG Blog
Anna Wintour, Pimp Mama Kris, Kim Kartrashian and Kanye were all under the same roof together and the walls didn’t blow off from their throbbing egos rubbing together – Jezebel
Snow White’s knocked up and I can’t wait to see the very special episode of Maury where all the dwarves are DNA tested – HuffPo
B.COOP NIPPLES ALERT – Popsugar
Rob Ford’s Hour of Cracked Out Crackery got canceled, because people figured that if they want to see Rob Ford acting like Rob Ford they could just watch the local news – Pajiba
THIS BOTTOM OF THE SEWER COPYCAT ANGELYNE BITCH!!! – Moe Jackson
Katy Perry’s really pretentious music video for “Unconditionally” looks like it was made using leftover set pieces from The Great Gatsby and Marie Antoinette – Popbytes
A dragged up Bob Saget kind of looks like Barbara Walters – SOW
Sharon Stone >>>>>>>>>>>> Ke$hit – I’m Not Obsessed
Meg Ryan’s face is starting to settle – ICYDK
Every dance scene from Showgirls, DUH – Videogum
(Pic via Pacific Coast News)