Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 19, 2013 / Posted by:

The hot bearded Dolphins fan who got into a speedo at a game at Sunlife Stadium in Miami and was told by security to cover up his hotness. Why am I sipping my coffee real slow while staring at this picture instead of rioting in the streets over stadium security not letting this hot dude’s woof bulge be great?!

Instinct Magazine (via Towleroad) says that the hot bearded piece and his twink friend got into my kind of team spirit when they took their pants off and cheered their team on in nothing but a Dolphins Speedo. I guess security was afraid that a wave of panty pudding would splash through the stadium and flood the entire field, because security told them to put some pants on or take their Speedo-wearing asses outside. If this was a perfect world, that security guard would be saying to that hot Speedo-wearing piece, “I just looked up the laws and it states that you must always and forever wear that Speedo when you’re out in public. Just wanted to make sure you knew that.”

In the parking lot, Speedo dude and his twink friend posed with some of their new fans:

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That stadium really needs to overhaul their business plan, because I might go see a (insert the name of whatever sports the Dolphins play here) game if the audience was filled with hot bearded wolf dudes in Speedos. Kicking out a hot piece in a Speedo is just bad for business.

(Top pic via Instagram)

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