Would You Hit It?

November 18, 2013 / Posted by:

Between “savior of the gay community” and “savior of the art community,James Franco can now add “savior of selfies” on his resume. It was so nice of James to share a picture of him fucking himself while staring at himself in the bathroom mirror.

The savior of everything queefed up this picture on Instagram the note, “All the kids are doing it.” When James Franco says “all the kids are going it” he really means “I’m doing it better.” And DUH, I’d hit it even if he made sign a contract promising to put a James Franco mask over my head, never take it off and only moan in his moan (he’ll give me audio of his moan to study for hours on end beforehand).

via Towleroad

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