Open Post: Hosted By Rob Ford Knocking Over A Council Member
Like a cracked-out, fat, sweaty bull in a China shop, Toronto’s buffoon ass mayor ran into and nearly bulldozed over Toronto City Councillor Pam McConnell during a messy meeting today. No, someone off camera wasn’t waving a crack rock in the air and Rob was trying to get to it. Rob claims that he got excited, because his brother Doug Ford was getting into a verbal brawl with the crowd. Oh, Rob Ford, he’s still the gift that keeps on giving, the crack pipe that keeps on crack-ing, the pussy eater that keeps on eating…
Yes, Rob Ford is Canada’s greatest comedian, but the melodramatic TV commentator wins this clip: OHMYGAWD HE’S ATTACKED SOMEBODY! OHMYGAWD HE MURDERED SOMEBODY! OMGAWD HE RIPPED OUT SOMEBODY’S ORGANS AND ARE GOING TO TRADE THEM FOR SOME CRACK! OHMYGAWD HE’S EATING SOME… I’m going to stop right there, because nobody deserves that image on a Monday.
via Buzzfeed