Hot Slut Of The Day!

FINALLY, we have a literal Hot Slut of the Day! Meet 20-year-old Elina Desaine who was voted the UK’s horniest student! And I know you didn’t read any of those words since your eyes were pasted to her natural and demure beauty. I’ll give you a moment…

A UK-based dating site called Shag at Uni held a contest where they were trying to find the horniest and sluttiest college student in the UK and they found that slut. They ruled that Elina Desaine of Exeter University is the horniest student in the UK. And here’s the essay that won her the title. It’s like reading my own private journal.

“I should be the UK’s horniest student because I have sex with at least 2 / 3 different people a week. Sometimes i go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim. Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my ‘shag list’ and do it in the computer room (I’ve done this before, was great!) With your help of Alcohol, I will be able to become an even Hornier Student!”

Okay, that would be my essay if you replaced UK with US and if you replaced 2/3 different people a week with “one of two hands a week.”

Here’s also why Elina is my new hero:

When she was told she won the title of the UK’s horniest student, she said it’s her proudest achievement to date!

She joined computer class so that she could have access to the computer room and use it to fuck guys in.

She has fucked 16 guys at her school and she loves sharking, which means that she loves trolling the waters for older dudes to screw.

She calls herself a “Slutvian” because she’s from Latvia.

Her university nickname is “the Sexeter.”

She is very proud of stripping to the Baywatch theme song whenever it’s played at her local club.

One of her life goals is to bone a professor.

She is a disciple of safe sex and if a dude doesn’t put a rubber on, she’s not sitting on that dick, because she’s not about catching STDs.

And her life motto is: “Just shag more. Just go crazy, uni’s the time to do it. Especially during exam period because that’s when you get stressed the most and sex is a great way to relieve yourself.”

She’s in a club called the “Expedition Society,” because they regularly get naked in the outdoors.

She has at least five fuck buddies on-call.

She keeps a “shag list” because she started to forget all the dudes she fucked.

I mean, if I had ovaries and had the ability to butt shoot out a daughter, she would be this slut right here. I’m proud of her and I’m not even her parent! She is a gorgeous soul and any ho who strips to the Baywatch theme song is my immediate idol. She needs some VO5 hot oil action and she needs to step up her game to at least 10 different dudes a week if she wants to slut with the big sluts in the big slut league, but other than that she’s an absolutely perfect human being. Shameless sluts 4EVA!