Night Crumbs
RiRi and Wheelchair Jimmy express their reignited love by dropping thousands of dollars on the thrusting sweaty crotches of strippers. Romance has been redefined. – Lainey Gossip
Oh, the 90s, when we all learned about the joys of getting high while sniffing those Crayola markers – The Berry
Miley Cyrus looks kind of different here…. – Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kardashian’s ass looks like a bag full of suffocating sloths trying to get out – The Superficial
Oh, Daniel Day-Lewis is probably just getting all method to play my abuelita. We’ll know for sure if he’s seen with a chancleta in his waistband – Celebitchy
Lisa Vanderpump comes to the defense of Joanna Krupa’s smelly pussy – Reality Tea
And all I think about when I look at Max George’s nipples is that Lindsay Lohan has probably done a few lines of dirty coke off of them – Towleroad
Jessica Hart hates Taylor Swift – IDLYITW
Chanelle Hayes still exists – Hollywood Tuna
Hilary Duff’s little son has better hair game than I, a grown up, do – Popoholic
It’s Friday so why not get a few servings of some white man ass from Paul McGann – OMG Blog
This picture doesn’t make sense to me. Why aren’t those basic girls on their knees and worshiping at the feet of Kimmy Gibler? – HuffPo
This is some next generation Lilith Fair shit – Jezebel
The look in that puppy’s eyes says, “How in the FUCK are you the Sexiest Man Alive?” – Just Jared
Barbra Streisand can buy us all, basically – Celebslam
BREAKING: RPattz got rid of his beard – Popsugar
Too easy. Way too easy. – SOW
Khloe Kardashian serves up some “vultures attacking a wookie” realness – I’m Not Obsessed