With the scent of Joanna Krupa’s smelly pussy still in the air, Baby Wipes crusader and lady beater Terrence Howard was on Watch What Happens Live last night and he spit out a mouthful of shade about how he was pushed out of the Iron Man sequel over MONAY. Keep a stack of Baby Wipes nearby, because Terrence is about to spew a whole of shit into your eyes.
When it was announced that Don Cheadle would be replacing Baby Wipes Howard in Iron Man 2, he said that the studio was trying to raw fuck him in the ass without lube by paying him $1 million, which was $3 million less than he made from the first Iron Man. Some source said at the time that Terrence was paid $4 million for Iron Man, because he was the first actor to sign. He was paid more than Robert Downey Jr., Goopy Paltrow and everybody else. The studio felt like they overpaid Terrence’s ass, so they adjusted his paycheck accordingly for the second movie even though the first one was a huge hit. Last night, Terrence got into it even more and pursed his lips as he slapped RDJ down without naming names. Terrence let it be known that RDJ’s shifty moves are dirtier to him than an un-baby wiped lady butthole.
Baby Wipes: This is gonna get me in a lot of trouble, but who gives a fuck. It turns out that the person that I helped become ‘Iron Man,’ when it was time to re-up for the second one, took the money that was supposed to go to me and pushed me out.
Andy Cohen: The word was that you wanted the same money as Downey.
Baby Wipes: We did a three-picture deal. That means you did the deal ahead of time. A certain amount for the first one, a certain amount for the second, a certain amount for the third. They came to me with the second and said, ‘Look, we will pay you one-eighth of what we contractually had for you, because we think the second one will be successful with or without you.’ And I called my friend, that I helped get the first job, and he didn’t call me back for three months.
Andy Cohen: How things now with your friend?
Baby Wipes: Oh, I love him. God’s gonna bless him.
Somebody stick a saltwater enema in Terrence’s ear and wash the delusion out of his brain, because it is thick in there. He’s crazy for claiming that he got RDJ the Iron Man role and then cursing a bitch with that “God’s gonna bless him” shit. And the first Iron Man made $585 million worldwide and the second one made $623 million worldwide, so I guess the studio was right. It’s hard out there for a delusional, self-entitled pimp.
And Terry kept the delusion flowing during his talk with Andy Cohen by saying that he turned down Beyonce and Padma Lakshmi. Terry says that Padma hit on him, but he didn’t pick up what she was offering, because he doesn’t like “dominant women.” When Andy asked Terry how he knows that Padma was flirting with him, he spit out this jewel, “Maybe she’ll say that she didn’t but I know when someone starts ovulating.”
I thought only dogs could tell when a human woman is ovulating. Oh, wait….
Here’s Baby Wipes shading RDJ: